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O blondă vrea să-şi vândă maşina şi nu îi este prea uşor, deoarece “draguţa” are 250.000 km la bord… Ia hotărârea să o consulte pe o bună prietenă de-a sa, bruneta…
– Cum aş putea să vând mai repede maşina?
Bruneta îi spune:
– Ca să-ţi rezolvi problema, eşti gata să faci un lucru puţin cam ilegal?
– Desigur!… Vreau să o vând neapărat!…
– OK!… Atunci mâine vei merge la amicul meu, care este mecanic şi care îţi va aduce kilometrajul înapoi, la 50.000 km!…
După câteva zile, bruneta o sună pe blondă şi o întreabă:
– Ei, ţi-ai vândut “rabla”?
– Ce, mă crezi nebună?!?…! Acum, că are doar 50.000 km, o păstrez!…
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